Yeah right – winner of Last Place! Holy shit that was bad. Like really bad. Like Cowboys-Eagles, cross-eyed Sam Bradford bad. I really don’t have too many words for this. There were only 7 submissions, but maybe those 5 separatists knew something we didn’t. Or maybe they just wanted to save the embarrassment of the following list of results. Good news is that the final submissions for Week 3 will only command 12 out of 16 correct picks to earn a Bench Swap. This is the week we saw 2 swaps earned last season.
Analysis: Ignominious and discommodious. We were all eighty-sixed by the conclusion of the 1:00 pm games. A few of you were sunk after the first 3 games. No one selected the Browns, Buccs, Skins, Raiders or Jags to win. One Packer-diehard chose the Seahawks to win, but only to guarantee victory for the Green and Gold. Shit works like that sometimes, you know.
6-9
Air Jordy
Tannehill For President
Ya Down With ODBJ
5-10
Eastside Forty-Ounces (0-3 for the first 3 games)
4-11
Bagel Time
Schoolya’gain (0-6 for the first 6 games)
3-12
Lake Hickory Swallops (0-3 for the first 3 games)
0-16 (AWOL)
IJamAllDay
Packer Cave
RGIII’s Company
UnLockin Yo Schtuff
White Wes Welkers
The Lombardi Three 