The virtual League Trophies have been issued and are available in your Trophy Case here. This is a moot practice of course cuz we are dropping this weak-ass NFL platform next season like a safe and this little trophy case wont be on the moving truck. Despite all that, it’s tradition so we go through the motions. Here’s a rundown of the superlatives. Congrats (or my condolences) for making the list. More to come on the season…
League Champion
Tannehill for President
11-5
2nd Place
UnLockin Yo Schtuff
9-7
3rd Place
Air Jordy
10-6
League Total Points
Trouble Hunter
2,821.40
Regular Season Breakdown Winner
Trouble Hunter
129-40
Regular Season Best Coach
Air Jordy
-101.10
Regular Season Highest True Ranking
Trouble Hunter
54
Regular Season Breakdown Loser
The Whiteshadow
51-117
Regular Season Worst Coach
Bagel Time
-287.25
Regular Season Lowest True Ranking
Wanted Dez or Alive
18
Dethroner (Defeat Reigning Champion in Playoffs)
UnLockin Yo Schtuff
Week 14 Beat RGIII’s Company 176.60 – 126.40
Explosive Playoff Comeback
UnLockin Yo Schtuff
+4 (from 6th to 2nd)
Playoff Choke
Trouble Hunter
-4 (from 1st to 5th)
Regular Season Champion
Trouble Hunter
10-3
Regular Season Total Points
Trouble Hunter
2,355.85
Season High Score
Trouble Hunter
245.55 Week 10
Longest Win Streak
Trouble Hunter
+8 Weeks 3-10
Regular Season Loser
Lake Hickory Swallops
3-10
Longest Losing Streak
Lake Hickory Swallops
-7 Weeks 3-9
Regular Season Single Game Low Score
Wanted Dez or Alive
84.25 Week 3
Dead Last
Lake Hickory Swallops
3-12
Least Points Scored
Lake Hickory Swallops
2,212.50
Best overall QB
UnLockin Yo Schtuff
452.80 Aaron Rodgers – GB
Best QB Performance
UnLockin Yo Schtuff
48.55 Matt Ryan – ATL – Week 4
Best overall RB
Tannehill for President
405.40 David Johnson – ARI
Best RB Performance
Air Jordy
51.80 LeVeon Bell – PIT – Week 14
Best overall WR
Air Jordy
319.45 Antonio Brown – PIT
Best WR Performance
RGIII’s Company
48.00 Julio Jones – ATL – Week 4
Best overall TE
Trouble Hunter
221.20 Travis Kelce – KC
Best TE Performance
Trouble Hunter
33.00 Travis Kelce – KC – Week 16
Best overall K
Eastside Forty Ounces
170.00 Justin Tucker – BAL
Best K Performance
The Whiteshadow
25.00 Chris Boswell – PIT – Week 15
Best overall DEF
Air Jordy
388.95 Kansas City Chiefs
Best DEF Performance
RGIII’s Company
50.80 Minnesota Vikings – Week 3
Best overall LB
RGIII’s Company
263.80 Kwon Alexander – TB
Best LB Performance
RGIII’s Company
34.00 Kwon Alexander – TB – Week 15
The Lombardi Three 