Bagel Time fucked us and locked us in to the nearly impossible. Per Amendment 13.5.2 of the Lombardi Three Constitution, the ‘Buddy Fucker’ rule has been implemented and the requirements for earning a Bench Swap in Week’s 2 and 3 are fixed at 14 out of 16 picks. Bagel Time has earned a Bench Swap which is available for use at the start of Week 2. Bagel faces ‘Dem 757 Boys’ and Redskin blood brothers Reason to Kerrigan in Week 2 and IJamAllDay in Week 3. IJamAllDay also being a fellow Ol’ Dirty alum. Just sayin’ Bagel, we take care of our own.
We can take some satisfaction in the fact that Bagel Time did not stay up late to watch the 4th QTR excitement and relish in the closing seconds of the game culminating in a blocked field goal of LA’s South Korean Kicker, Younghoe Koo, to tie the game. [I know because I would’ve received a text at 1am gloating about it.] Koo, was one of the best place kickers in college football last season, making 19 of 20 field goal attempts (missing only a 54-yarder) to be named a finalist for the Lou Groza Award as the best place kicker in college football.
Nice work Bagel. GFY
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