Ball Gazer Results – Week 2

I only received 8 out of 12 Ball Gazer submissions in Week 2. I guess I‘m back to the drawing board on my motivational manifesto You Are a Pink Starburst. I recommend everyone start rationing their fucks so they have some left to give next week.

This seagull gives no fucks.

 

Ball Gazer Results (15 games)

10-4-1

Davante’s Inferno

9-5-1

The Brady Bundchen, Unlockin’ Yo Schtuff

8-6-1

Filthadelphia, Whitey Ford’s Team

7-7-1

Tannehill4President

6-8-1

Reason to Kerrigan, SKOLya’gain

0-15

Bagel Time, Christian’s Brothers, Trouble Hunter, Wanted Dez or Alive

Of note:

• We were all extinguished by the conclusion of the 1:00 games
• As a unit, we all knew the Panthers would lose (ha!, Cam Newton is still a clueless impudent punk)
• Unlockin’ Yo Schtuff was the only team to correctly pick the Colts
• Tannehill4President was the only team to correctly pick the Titans
• Bagel Time and Trouble Hunter have joined the rapscallion band of non-participatory profligates and libertine nighthawks, orphaning themselves (and the miscreant sofa spuds they consort with) from the 12-win requirement in Week 3 afforded to devoted league disciples tirelessly hell-bent on destroying the opposition. Smart play.