Today is a great opportunity to reflect on all that you failed to accomplish this summer. The pressure to have fun and look good naked at the beach is over. You’re all invited to grill for me today where we will discuss the fact that our next holiday weekend is not until Thanksgiving. If your labor has not afforded you the ability to take a labor day vacation, you can still look forward to hearing about everyone else’s summer vacations today. And remember, every Monday off means that tomorrow we will all hate Tuesdays too.
On to business…
One of you needs to pay your League Dues (hint: it’s not Trouble Hunter).
Go in and update your team name and logo (don’t let me see that ridiculous stock helmet).
Test the NFL.com draft client prior to tomorrow night (no excuses).
Lastly, while putting your liver to work this Labor Day, do some homework*.
*Following the Average Draft Position (ADP) just means you’re doing what everyone else is doing. The ADP only continues to report what sheep we are. The first mock draft pick of 2019 was executed by some Patton Oswalt lookin, toll-booth workin, New York Giants fanboy who selected Saquon Barkley as his prom date first. Every subsequent mock draft from there saw that he was trending #1 and also drafted him #1, and so on. That’s how the ADP is established. It means jack-fuckin-shit.
If you thought you had draft anxiety now, reread that paragraph.
See you all tomorrow at 7:00 PM East Coast time.
The Lombardi Three 