It’s not Eggs n Bacon time.
It’s not Swedish Pancake time.
It’s not Acai Bowl time.
It’s not your time.
It’s Bagel Time!
For the next eleven months, the Bagel will reign supreme.
I’ve been searching for 2019’s punch line to close out the final championship post of the season. But nothing really got my juices flowing. On a personal front, I guess it just feels like another successful tweak to the overall vision and design of our league. So I’ve decided to take my cues from fellow creative types Damon Lindelof and David Fincher. Lindelof’s bailing on Watchmen after only one tremendous, cliff-hung season, telling HBO he’s told the story he wanted to tell, and Fincher’s bailing on Mind Hunter after only two seasons announcing to Netflix the same fate. Bunch’a dick teasers if you ask me. However, on that note…
This doesn’t mean I’m releasing any of you from your league contracts. This just means that the last post was so good, and summed up this season so elegantly, I’m going to just leave it right there. I’ve said as much as I can say about that obsessive beanbag Bagel Time. Welcome to the club homeboy. You’re one of four active players in the league with a championship. Looking forward to clinking iron the next time we get together. You’re gonna have to come get this trophy first. Don’t show up empty-handed.
League History and League Dues (payouts) pages have been updated.
2019 Stat Leaders updated below.
2019 League Leaders (Single Game)
QB – Trouble Hunter (Deshaun Watson HOU, 58.00 points, Week 5)
RB – Filthadelphia (Christian McCaffrey CAR, 47.70 points, Week 5)
WR – SKOLya’gain (Will Fuller HOU, 52.70 points, Week 5)
TE – Reason to Kerrigan (Darren Waller OAK, 31.60 points, Week 7)
K – Reason to Kerrigan (Younghoe Koo ATL, 20.30 points, Week 14)
DEF – The Brady Bundchen (Eagles PHI, 64.95 points, Week 5)
LB – The Brady Bundchen (Darius Leonard IND, 27.10 points, Week 14)
Single Game – Reason to Kerrigan (234.00 points, Week 3)
2019 League Leaders (Full Season)
QB – SKOLya’gain (Lamar Jackson BAL, 518.65 points)
RB – Filthadelphia (Christian McCaffrey CAR, 472.20 points)
WR – Guns n Rosens (Michael Thomas NO, 373.60 points)
TE – Guns n Rosens (Travis Kelce KC, 254.30 points)
K – Christian’s Brothers (Harrison Butker KC, 159.00 points)
DEF – Reason to Kerrigan (Patriots NE, 498.40 points)
LB – The Whiteshadow (Jordan Hicks, ARI 151.20 points)
Total Points Scored – Reason to Kerrigan (2,791.15 points)
Win Streak – Wanted Dez or Alive (6, Weeks 8-13)
Best Coach – SKOLya’gain (-112.95 diff)
The Lombardi Three 