In Trading Places, the film that put Eddie Murphy on Hollywood’s map, these Zeta Chi dickheads enjoying G&Ts at the Heritage Club sang about what a huge slut Constance Fry was in college. This was also known as the whitest moment in film history. Anyhoo, as a tribute to this film, Don Ameche and Ralph Bellamy reprised their Trading Places characters in small roles as homeless men that Prince Akeem gives money to in another one of Eddie Murphy’s huge films from the ‘80s, Coming to America.
So the hint was about the huge slut in our league, Coming Tua America (formerly Guns N Rosens, formerly Tannehill for President). The whole movie title thing was just a coincidence. There you go. The winner of the 2020 #1 draft pick is…
The Lombardi Three 