League Standings through Week 7
Glass is Half Fuller lost three games in five weeks with top four scores in each of those weeks. He should be sitting 5-2, not 2-5. Per the standard head-to-head format, GHF would likely miss the playoffs. In our format he is currently seated in the #2 spot likely to earn a playoff BYE week. Maybe next time he’ll let his friends win a game of badminton or two…
Hot Chubb Time Machine is in last place and therefore squatting in the #6 spot in the ESPN standings. Chubby picked up a lucky win in Week 6 with a measly 120.2 points, only besting three other outfits. Don’t worry, the TL3 paddywagon will pick him up at the end of the regular season and drop him back off in Fredericksburg where he belongs.
Filthydelphia has surpassed RGIII’s Company aka Genetic Black Jesus as the most hated outfit in a season. Is this guy ever gonna catch a bad beat? Jesus H. Fucking-Christ with this shit every week.
Stat Leaders through Week 7
TQB – Lockin UWL (52.30 points, Week 4, Dallas Cowboys)
RB – Davante’s Inferno (45.60 points, Week 2, Aaron Jones)
WR – Glass is Half Fuller (53.90 points, Week 7, Tyler Lockett)
TE – Operation Warp Speed (40.10 points, Week 4, George Kittle)
LB – Operation Warp Speed (22.00 points, Week 5, Patrick Queen)
DEF – Davante’s Inferno (42.40 points, Week 7, Kansas City Chiefs)
K – Davante’s Inferno (17.00 points, Weeks 2 & 4, Youghoe Koo & Randy Bullock)
Weekly High Score – Lockin UWL (223.00 points, Week 2)
The Lombardi Three 