Last night at 8:45pm EST an impromptu live draft lottery was executed. Six team owners were in attendance. The entire 10-seat draft order was selected, then one final lottery ball was drawn. That final selection got to move up one position in the order. Quite tragically, that last selection was the #2 seed, and moved up one spot to replace the #1 seed. Final results are as follows:
1. Coming Tua America
(two years in a row, also has an additional 7th round pick, we’re all doomed)
2. Bagel Time
(overall lottery winner, bumped by last draw, bitter af)
3. Operation Warp Speed
(will drop to bottom if dues not paid by 8/19)
4. Family Jules
(said he’s defecting to Tampa Bay after one season with Project Runway Cam)
5. SKOLya’gain
(walkin’ round the house trolling in her purple SKOL shirt right now)
6. Lockin UWL
(2020 Champion, no 7th round draft pick)
7. Filthydelphia
(won the regular season the last two years, bitch you doin’ a good job)
8. Hot Chubb Time Machine
(was shirtless during lottery, probably trying to save a few bucks on the electric bill)
9. Davante’s Inferno
(walkin’ round the house two-word trolling with “Kirk Cousins”)
10. Glass is Half Fuller
(super boned up that local Taylor Heinicke is at camp and no longer sleeping on his couch)
That’s it. The ability to trade draft picks on ESPN.com is currently active. You can Propose Trades with any team the same as you would during the regular season.
Let the mock drafts begin.
The Lombardi Three 