Last time we published, Game of Jones earned some ink on the TL3 Dope Sheet having garnered a few fantasy notches on his bed post scrappin’ with that sandwich maker SKOLya’gain. It had been quite some time since we mentioned this league veteran (that wasn’t some prod at his treasured Kraft Mac and Cheaties). See Mac Jones Week 9.
Truth is I haven’t shanked clams with Game of Jones in a minute, and getting a little whiff of that ham slammer’s buttsmell over the Draft Weekend festivities really reminded me what a banger of a brohanski he is. I can’t wait for him to share these stories with my godson, reviving the good ol’ days with Uncle klutch and The Lombardi Three cheerleaders. And that goes for every one of you choir boys who made the trip to HQ this year, belted out our beloved recital, and threw down for three straight days. I love you to death and it means the entire world to me.
Thank you.
Thank you for not fucking any of my shit up and not stealing anything.
Strength of Schedule
Back to GOJ. If we were doing that Points Table thingy again this season, my man would be sitting bawss at the top of the playoff standings. He went 34-2 over four weeks of play under that format. Keep an eye on Holy Cross 98’ – he will fart and pull the covers over your head quick. He’s gonna be in the finals, playing for the trophy. I’m calling it now.
Here’s how the rest of us stack up.
Bench Swap Three
Ol’ Count Swapula, Lockin UWL, pulled out our third Benchie of the season replacing James Robinson (0.00 points) with James Conner (40.30 points). Details posted on ESPN. Only one more Swapper to dodge this season, SKOLya’gain, and that tradesie is melting the zipper on her fannypack. Leave her any room and she will snatch your reeses pieces without a second thought.
Bagel, Half, and Tua are already safe from her wrath.
Lockin, GOJ, and Dak are up next. Good luck mates.
Week 9
Week 9 was our lowest league output of the season. In fact, we’ve been on a significant downslope since Week 5 and the last two weeks have consecutively been our lowest weekly points totals of the season. NFL fatigue must be setting in. Historically, it comes around Week 11, which likely means these additional COVID protocols have accelerated the stress level and energies of the players. It will be interesting to see how this continues with an extra game on the schedule.
League Leaders (Through Week 9)
Single Game – SKOLya’gain (229.20 points, Week 4)
QB – LockinUWL (Lamar Jackson BAL, 56.30 points, Week 5)
RB – Game of Jones (Derrick Henry TEN, 47.70 points, Week 2)
WR – SKOLya’gain (Tyreek Hill KC, 47.60 points, Week 4)
TE – Game of Jones (Mark Andrews BAL, 41.70 points, Week 5)
LB – Bagel Time (Bobby Wagner SEA, 22.00 points, Week 2)
DEF – Glass is Half Fuller (Buccaneers TB, 34.00 points, Week 7)
K – Glass is Half Fuller (Justin Tucker BAL, 17.00 points, Week 3)
The Lombardi Three 