Week 3 Gazers was abysmal. We’re averaging less than 50% over the last two weeks. The worst prognosticators in Week 2, had the best results in Week 3, so go figure.
- We all missed the Giants, Broncos, Rams, and Commanders picks. None of us rolled the dice on these clowns. Three of these should have been slam dunk home games for the eventual losers.
- We all landed the Chiefs and Bills matches. Those were gimmes though. GTFO Kirk Cousins – we all know you put ketchup on your steak. Kirk is that dude in your office who’s perfectly nice and hasn’t done anything wrong, but for some reason, you just fucking hate him.
- The Mayetrix was the only squad to throw the Pats a bone, on the road, against the Jets. Mad respect on the loyalty though. These so-called Packers fans in our league have been bettin’ against their boys.
- Tua was the only squad to get the Panthers pick right, on the road, against the Raiders. GTFO Gardner Minshew. I take that back. I want so much for Uncle Rico. Dude lifts in nothing but a jock strap.
- Lastly, Taco was the only squad to throw the Dolphins a vote, on the road, against Seattle. Who wants to tell him what happened to that left-handed bandit Tan Marino*?
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Week 4 Gazer Forms are up on the site. Pay the $10. Submit your picks.
Or buy something cool with that ten bucks, like a copy of Con Air on DVD (great fuckin’ flick), or 500 “For Rectal Use Only” stickers. Looking at these matchups, it is not an easy week.
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Other than a lot of trade activity, it feels like it’s been a sluggish start to the season. Scores are low. Lots of injuries. And the league standings don’t really reflect much yet.
- Looking at our three-week averages, there’s less than a 14-point difference between us. Not counting the Vampire obviously.
- The Mayetrix is the only undefeated club still standing. Though they picked up a VERY lucky win in Week 1. Every one of us would have beat him. He’s also faced the least amount of Points Against by a mile.
- SKOLya’ is the only non-Vampire winless club. Although, a VERY weak Bench Swap was used against her in Week 1 after she would have beaten all but two of us. Ironically, she’s faced the 4th most Points Against.
As always, this just comes down to who is luckier each week, and we have no control over any of this.
Peace.
The Lombardi Three 