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PRE-DRAFT ADMIN & WAFFLES

DRAFT – Draft order is set. Draft is early, so set your alarms. Waffles will be served promptly at 8am.

BALL GAZERS – 2018 Ball Gazer forms are updated. Week 1 is due prior to the start of the Thursday Night Falcons-Eagles game on 9/6.  You have time.

PROFILES – A few teams have changed the carpet and the drapes. It’s an administrative pain in the ass to me, but worth it to see the new team names and custom logos. I better not see one of those stock, yahoo’d colored helmets on our site. Creativity harnesses passion and ownership, which further generates participation and success. Get creative, be successful.

 

Davante’s Inferno

SKOLya’gain

Filthadelphia

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2018 1st Overall Draft Pick

A multi-layered, combination offline and online random generated selection has been performed under the eye of two veteran franchises. Every team not already guaranteed a spot in the draft was included in the selection process. The winner of the 2018 1st Overall Draft Pick is…

 

Amendola Sent Me

…I mean, Gronk Out With Your Honk Out

……I mean, Mr. Gisele Bundchen

………I mean, The Brady Bundchen

congrats go out to

WHITE WES WELKERS

don’t fuck it up

 

The rest of the order shifts up. Yeah, you still last Bagel.

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Draft Lottery #1 Pick

And the Winner is…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…..wait for it…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

….no one.  If I had conducted the draft lottery the only 2 teams that have paid their dues and qualified for the drawing, would have been Tannehill for President and Unlockin’Yo Schtuff.

I do plan to conduct the drawing tonight. See Amendment 15.1 of the Constitution – don’t be a derelict.

15.1 – The Ejection Seat: Any team that fails to pay their League Dues by the prescribed deadline* outlined by the League Manager will be ejected from any fixed draft position and will not be allowed to participate in the draft lottery for first overall pick. Said derelict(s) will be repositioned at the bottom of the draft lineup.
*The deadline for League Dues is currently fifteen (15) calendar days prior to draft day.

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SE7EN

“No throne is legit until it has been defended.”  – I said that shit.

Welcome to Season VII. Blessed be the Lombardi fruit. 

ORGANIZATION

As you know by now, we have reduced league ownership to 12 members. Senior leader correspondence this week was a shadowed assessment of corporate loyalty. Loyalty is a cohesive force that forges individual teams into a league and advances fidelity. We don’t need any owners volunteering to ‘sit one out’ competing in our theatre of war, much less sitting on our board of directors. We don’t need that seditious burden at our proverbial table. This includes you Schoolya’gain – you’re safe for now, but you’ve been put on notice. Locate and harness that allegiance within.

REGULAR SEASON SCHEDULE

This change improves our market cap and should reduce opportunity cost significantly this season. This change to a 12-team roster also means that Constitutional Amendments 15.2 and 15.3 are enacted. The first week’s lineup will be established based on the results of the previous season. The 1st place finisher will play the 2nd place finisher; the 3rd place finisher will play the 4th place finisher; and so on. If teams have been retired or removed, the standings simply shift up.

Following the conclusion of Week 12, after we’ve each played each other once, we will manually set the schedule for the final week of the regular season based on the current league standings. Week 13 will be a true test of which team best deserves that position in the playoffs. For this week, the 1st place standing will play the 2nd place standing; the 3rd place standing will play the 4th place standing; and so on.

DRAFT

This year’s draft will be held on Saturday, August 25th at 9:00 am. Draft location is TL3 Headquarters in Alexandria, Virginia. All Team Owners are expected to attend.

Weekend festivities begin Friday, August 24th at 2:00 pm. The tentative weekend schedule is as follows:

Friday: Golf Outing TBD (options available: DC Virtual, TopGolf, FootGolf, go play actual golf); followed by BBQ and evening Poker

Saturday: Live TL3 Draft; Paintball Outing at Hogback; multiple Loudon Co. microbrewery stops; followed by BBQ and evening Poker

The tentative draft order has been set. See the Draft Center page for a preliminary look. With the Consolation Bracket Champion on hiatus, that guaranteed #4 pick is not filled and the order shifts up. A follow-up post announcing the first overall draft pick is imminent.

LEAGUE DUES

Pay your dues. See the updated League Dues page for details and a public snapshot of your TL3 credit report. Under his eye.

LEAGUE HISTORY

The League History page has been updated to include the results of our 2017 season. Organized by win percentage, Trouble Hunter is the winningest program at 22-10. She finished 4th and 5th in her two seasons, with a Regular Season Championship in her rookie year. Get that money girl.

“No throne has been successfully defended…yet. That changes in 2018.”  – I said that shit too.

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Hall of Famer, Jerry Kramer

“You can if you will.”  -Jerry Kramer

This last weekend, legendary Green Bay Packer (1958-1968), Jerry Kramer, was inducted in to the NFL Hall of fame, 50 years after his retirement from the game. He was a 6-foot 3-inch, 245-pound right guard, and an integral part of the famous Packers sweep – a signature play in which both guards rapidly pull out from their normal positions and lead block for the running back going around the end. Kramer was also the team’s placekicker in 1962, 1963, and part of 1968. Of note, he scored ten points, on three field goals and an extra point, in the Packers 16−7 victory over the New York Giants in the 1962 NFL Championship Game at frigid Yankee Stadium.

Coached under Vince Lombardi, Kramer was a First-team, All-Pro five times, and a member of five Green Bay Packers championship teams including three consecutive championships in 1965, 1966 and 1967. The latter two being Superbowls I and II. Our fantasy football league, The Lombardi Three, is named for these three legendary seasons.

Kramer was inducted into the Hall of Fame on Saturday, August 04, 2018. At his induction speech, he often quoted something his high school coach had told him, “You can if you will.” I highly recommend watching his induction speech.

Jerry Kramer’s NFL Hall of Fame Speech

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Air Jordy Wins First TL3 Crown

26907614_10102880823284177_3739396612281750755_nIt is time to put a bow on season six of The Lombardi Three (TL3). No one wants to read a self-congratulatory post from Air Jordy, so when he asked me to write something, I obliged. In an era of self-congratulation, I applaud Jordy for avoiding the Trumpian route and passing the torch on this one. I was in no hurry to revisit the trauma of this year’s fantasy season, but a man can bask in the horror show of an 8th place finish for only so long.

Despite being crowned regular season champion in 2014 and 2015, this is the first league championship that Jordy has taken home. When taking his prior blog posts about strength of schedule differential and scoring averages into account, his victory should not come as a huge surprise. Jordy entered the playoffs as the 7th seed with a 6-7 record. Although he ends the year with the highest weekly average of points scored, he also played the most difficult schedule during the regular season. This shows how little playoff seeding often matters when you get to the big dance. Dikembe always understood this.

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Although I gave Jordy a bit of a scare in the first round, his matches in the semi-final and final rounds were not exactly nailbiters. However, hats off to Trouble Hunter and Christian’s Brothers on excellent seasons. The former team is led by my wife and she has now finished higher than me in both seasons she has been in the league. The latter won five straight games to take home this year’s regular season crown. I must also mention Schoolya’gain, this year’s third place team. I imagine she is still recovering from yesterday’s Minnesota Miracle. Never doubt Stefon Diggs.

I promised Jordy that I would not kiss his ass in this post, but he does deserve credit for how much effort he puts into managing TL3. If nothing else, recognizing that fact will probably get him to keep this thing going for at least another year. I learn new things every year I play in TL3 and this year was no exception. Thanks to all the teams that participated and congratulations to Jordy. I would have gone with a better beer than Blue Moon for my trophy pic, but 8th place losers can’t be choosers. Seeya!

P.S. Never trust the Bengals D/ST.

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Pay Day

The League Dues page has been updated to reflect cash winnings. All winnings have been distributed as of this post. Final league standings, including the NIT results, are outlined below.

I sincerely want to recognize the Lake Hickory Swallops for their season. And not just the NIT blowout and pulling off the cash win. This is a team that scored the third most points in the league, and would have smoked every single one of us in the playoffs. Had he not been up against one of the toughest schedules in the league this year, and pulled off just one or two more wins during the regular season, he would have made the playoffs and dominated all three games. During Weeks 14, 15, and 16, LHS put up 193, 156, and 214, respectively. None of us would have survived that onslaught. Respect.

I will likely forego the usual “League Trophies” post as there is no way to create custom trophies on Yahoo.com. Although, I do recommend you check out the Record Book page on our league site which breaks down the various accolades, points, stats, medals, and what-nots of the season. I really like the Team Points page that outlines the ‘Points From Draft Players’ and the ‘Points From Post-Draft Acquisitions’. This is the data that I wish I had the time to nerd-out on and track closer, as these are the type metrics that we should be engaging.

2017 Single Game League Leaders
QB – Alex Smith (49.30 points in Week 13) – Air Jordy
RB – Todd Gurley II (49.60 points in Week 16) – Lake Hickory Swallops
WR – Julio Jones (50.80 points in Week 12) – Whitey Ford’s Team
TE – Jack Doyle (30.10 points in Week 8) – White Wes Welkers
K – Robbie Gould (24.00 points in Week 15) – Air Jordy
DEF – Baltimore Ravens (61.30 points in Week 6) – Reason to Kerrigan
LB – C. J. Mosley (20.30 points in Week 8) – Schoolya’gain

SEASON HIGH SCORE – Air Jordy (224.40 points in Week 15)
SEASON WIN STREAK –Christian’s Brothers (+7 Weeks 9-15)

Thanks again for your patience with the new league platform on Yahoo and the offline NIT playoff tracking. Stay tuned for one last sunset post on this year’s league champion and the future of The Lombardi Three…

-The Commish

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FINAL Matchups – Week 16

Here we go. This is the first time we have had a #1 seed in the final matchup. Having already secured the Regular Season Champion bonus, Christian’s Brothers stands to pull down more than half of the available winnings in the league if he comes away with the win. CB has built a great fantasy team and is the statistical favorite averaging 178.48 points per week through the playoffs. He heads in to Week 16 with a healthy lineup and favorable matchups. Air Jordy is averaging 188.90 points per week through the playoffs, but this figure is inflated by huge individual performances from the Rams Defense and RB Kareem Hunt in Week 15. Ezekiel Elliott is coming back in Week 16 to presumably give Air Jordy a boost, but will Zeke be able to shake off six weeks of rust in his first game back against the Seahawks and make a significant impact. Additionally, Air Jordy’s top WR, Davante Adams, is likely to sit out Week 16 due to another concussion after receiving a dirty head-hunting hit by Carolina Panthers LB Thomas Davis. This is a huge blow to Air Jordy, and may likely be the one that kills his chances. Hopefully, this is a competitive matchup and both teams’ players put up good showings. That’s all you can ask for in fantasy football.

The 3rd Place matchup pits Schoolya’gain and Trouble Hunter up against each other, both playing for that 5% bonus and the title of Sexiest Fantasy Football team in the league. The “White” Boys face off for 5th Place bragging rights, and a potential cash out for Welkers. And lastly, league veterans Unlockin’ Yo Schtuff and Bagel Time* play for 7th Place and some semblance of accomplishment after dropping two, favored matchups in a row in the playoffs. I’ve been there boys; I sincerely know how much it hurts.

There are still four teams, sitting at 7-8, playing to cash. They each need one win to get ~half their dues back ($24) and cut in to the overall winner’s take. Tannehill and Swallops are also playing for the Consolation Bracket win and a guaranteed 4th overall draft pick next year.

Tannehill for President
Lake Hickory Swallops
White Wes Welkers
Reason to Kerrigan

I made one tweak to the NIT Consolation Bracket we are tracking offline. I updated Week 15 to accurately reflect the #1 seed playing the winner of the 4/5 matchup, and the #2 seed playing the winner of the 3/6 matchup. I had this reversed in my last post. This is standard format for a six team playoffs. Sorry for the confusion if you were tracking yourself against another team’s results.

We set some new individual records in Week 15, including RB, which had not been eclipsed since Week 1. Only four total yards (0.40 points) separate the two performances. New individual high score, win streak, and Kicker performances were all achieved.

Single Game League Leaders (through Week 15)
QB – Alex Smith (49.30 points in Week 13) – Air Jordy
RB – Todd Gurley II (45.00 points in Week 15) – Lake Hickory Swallops
WR – Julio Jones (50.80 points in Week 12) – Whitey Ford’s Team
TE – Jack Doyle (30.10 points in Week 8) – White Wes Welkers
K – Robbie Gould (24.00 points in Week 15) – Air Jordy
DEF – Baltimore Ravens (61.30 points in Week 6) – Reason to Kerrigan
LB – C. J. Mosley (20.30 points in Week 8) – Schoolya’gain

SEASON HIGH SCORE – Air Jordy (225.40 points in Week 15)
SEASON WIN STREAK –Christian’s Brothers (+7 Weeks 9-15)

Best of luck to everyone this last week. Thanks for your patience with the new league platform on Yahoo and the offline NIT playoff tracking. We’ll continue to smooth the profile next year.

-The Commish

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PLAYOFFS WEEK 15

Yahoo is dumb! So….this thing isn’t set up to play out any of the 3rd, 5th, or 7th Place games either. WTF! I guess we are doing this offline too. Make sure you keep competing each week, because each win over a .500 record cashes out. This ain’t over!!

Here’s the updated matches for Week 15. I will update next week one last time for the remaining games.

For the four teams who were the first to be tossed from the Playoffs in Week 14, here’s who you play in Week 15.

For the six teams competing in the Consolation Bracket, here’s how things turned out in Week 14, and who you play in Week 15. I went through the set lineups in Week 14 and totaled up your points. Set your lineups people. Three teams still have the opportunity to cash.

Here’s how the Championship Bracket will finish up.

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Consolation Bracket 2017

I screwed up. This was a monumental mistake on my part and I am truly sorry. I want every one to have fun and play out the rest of the season. Even you K-Nasty! So stop dropping all your players and stick around a while.

Apparently on Yahoo.com, only the top four out of the remaining six teams even get to compete. This is complete bullshit as far as I’m concerned. So, we are doing this offline.

I’ve toyed and toyed with the settings and there is nothing it will allow me to do at this point. So, set your rosters like you normally would. I will run and track this offline and post results each week. I have set this up like we used to do it on NFL.com. Here’s who you are playing in Week 14 and so on. Go get it.

CONSOLATION BRACKET

Mea culpa. No matter what, you’re all winners in my heart. Drinks are on me tonight.