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Week 3.24 SITREP
Week 3 Gazers was abysmal. We’re averaging less than 50% over the last two weeks. The worst prognosticators in Week 2, had the best results in Week 3, so go figure. We all missed the Giants, Broncos, Rams, and Commanders picks. None of us rolled the dice on these clowns.…
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Bravo Foxtrot
At one point in my childhood there were two recalcitrant beagles in our house. If you need to know anything about this particular breed of crap factories, it’s that they will eat themselves to death, provided an unlimited supply of dry food. Look it up. It’s fucking heartbreaking. One of…
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TWO DAYS OUT
GAZERS and SWAPS Ball Gazer forms are up. You know the rules. If not, check the Constitution (2.1 and 2.2). We may talk later about buying a 4th week like we did last year. TEAM LOCKS I attempted to turn the waiver wire off for all non-Vampire teams, but…
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TL13
In the end, we are alone. And there is nothing but the cold, dark wasteland of eternity. -Lestat de Lioncourt Welcome to Season 13, our second season in hell. This is our destiny. This is our opportunity to shake the bagel buttfog off our car seats. This is our…
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2024 Survey Results
The survey results are in… First things first, we only received nine responses to our survey. One of our FNGs from last season has bowed out of future play. Admittedly, it was a bit of a stretch bringing a guy with only one year of faux football under his belt…
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PRESEASON: 2024 TL3 Season Poll
It’s that time of year. We need to set the terms and conditions for the 2024 season. Per the Constitution, we vote on League Format and any changes. Link to Google Forms survey below. click —->>> SURVEY <<<—-click Q1: League Format There are four formats available for the 2024…
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Terminus.23
Our first Deutsch term is in the books. Lots to cover in our final post including a 2024 draft lottery preview and a new league format option for next year. First, we feast. …on bagels that is. 2023 League Champion There’s really not much to say. But that doesn’t mean…
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2023 Pro Bowl Winner
K-Dub with the win! Includes a much needed lottery pick for next season.
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Shoulda’, Coulda’, Woulda’
A fortnight ago I pimped out a proposition to protract the regular season program one more week. You may have picked up on the passionate pronouncements throughout the hood proudly promoting, “one more week, one more week!” Most of us were pleased as punch about the proposal. You should know,…
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Bericht für Woche Sechs
German is hard. But we’re gonna learn this sheise together. And there is no more valuable source of European and German knowledge on this earth than Clark Wilhelm Griswold Jr. The Week Sechs (6) sitrep follows for you pre-game reading pleasure. Strength of Schedule The Points Against really tells…
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Occupy Deutschland
Our international merger is complete. The Lombardi Three syndicate will transition to its newly acquired league headquarters in Stuttgart, Germany this September. In 2023, our global campaign begins. Sleeper League platform, membership, and rules remain the same. However, this year’s format is still up in the air. I sent…
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Guten Tag
The Lombardi Three is going international! The TL3 Headquarters is relocating this fall to Stuttgart, Germany. More to follow in the coming weeks… No real changes planned for the league, other than voting on league format and subsequent draft type. We are going with a simple majority. SurveyMonkey link below.…
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The Bay State Patriot
Before they became the New England Patriots, this legendary ball club flew two other team flags – one more widely known than the other. The year was 1970, and it was a tumultuous one for the Boston Patriots. Their league, the upstart American Football League, and the National Football League…
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2022 Year in Review
This season’s final dispatch on League Veteran Brady Gaga is imminent. Flying W Awards, our Tiffany & Co., is a small mom-and-pop that enjoys a reasonable holiday recess, hence the downtime. Word on the wire indicates that the trophy has been assembled, its inner core bathed in the liturgical green…
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Confidence Man
Ken Elton Kesey was an American novelist, essayist and countercultural figure. He was considered a link between the Beat Generation of the 1950s and the hippies of the 1960s. He wrote One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest in 1960, which was an immediate commercial and critical success and was made…
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Week 8.22 METRICS
Some new metrics to chew on vice reading my weekly drivel. Strength of Schedule Tough Losses (+1 Lottery) / Lucky Wins (-1 Lottery) SKOLya’gain (165.9 points in a Loss, Week 1) UWLtoDISNEY (135.70 points in a Win, Week 2) McKissic My Ass (118.45 points in a Win, Week 4) Bagel…
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Week 3.22 SITREP
Swaps and Gazers We suck. And I’m not trying to sneak in some vampire pun here – we really suck. This was the worst Ball Gazer season in our history. We got progressively shittier each week. We went from 58% in Week 1 to 46% in Week 2 and 40%…
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10 DAYS OUT
We are ten days out from the draft. League dues are salaried, board members are signed up, and the Sleeper site has been sorted. Despite my previous promulgation, I will not have the ability to place retired players in the Vampire’s draft queue. However, the Vampire’s draft picks have been…
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Season In He11
. . . Unquenched, unquenchable, Around, within, thy heart shall dwell; Nor ear can hear nor tongue can tell The tortures of that inward hell! But first, on earth as vampire sent, Thy corse shall from its tomb be rent: Then ghastly haunt thy native place, And suck the blood…
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2021 League Finale
Trophy has been delivered – time to post up. As much as I didn’t want to succumb to this common detail, creatively, the obvious theme of this season was ‘10′. This was our 10th season, curated down to 10 teams, each armed with a 10-position roster. Of course the team…
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