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2015 Enactments

[good news, bad news, no news, whatever I can do to keep my mind off Jordy….]
-my subconscious

The good news is that all team managers have checked in with me, so we are all set for 2015.

The bad news is that we lost Reservations for Six. Our 2013 Champ is taking a break – like me and my Ashley Madison account (too much heat right now). With RF6’s departure we are back to the 12-team format we had last year. We will each play each other once, then I will adjust the schedule in Weeks 12 and 13 to mirror what we did last season (see post Schedule for Weeks 12 and 13, dtd November 11, 2014).

I got no news on League Dues from some of you still. What’s the deally yo? I do know how to fix this, and I think this is a good opportunity to introduce a new amendment to The Lombardi Three Constitution. What’s a new year without a new amendment…or three? Peep this.

Here ye, here ye, as League Manager I have set in to motion three (3) new amendments to the Constitution. These amendments permit time for the League Manager to execute the lottery, shape the final draft lineup, establish the first week’s schedule and outline the process for Week’s 12 and 13 should we playing with a 12-team roster.

Ejection Seat

15.1 – The Ejection Seat: Any team that fails to pay their League Dues by the prescribed deadline* outlined by the League Manager will be ejected from any fixed draft position and will not be allowed to participate in the draft lottery for first overall pick. Said derelict(s) will be repositioned at the bottom of the draft lineup.
*The deadline for League Dues is typically 3 calendar days prior to draft day.

Rematch

15.2 – Rematch Beeyatch: The first week’s lineup each season will be established based on the results of the previous season. The 1st place finisher will play the 2nd place finisher; the 3rd place finisher will play the 4th place finisher; and so on. If teams have been retired or removed, the standings simply shift up. Any new teams fall to the bottom of the order, similar to the draft standings. Each successive week is randomized by NFL.com.

Week 1 Preview
Money Manziel vs. Eastside Forty-Ounces
White Wes Welkers vs. IJamAllDay
LockinUWL vs. REDSKINS
Packer Cave vs. Air Jordy
Lake Hickory Swallops vs. Bagel Time
Schoolya’gain vs. Tannehill for President

15.3 – Fugazi: (This amendment is only valid by means of a 12-team roster. This amendment is void by means of a 14-team roster.) Once Week 11 concludes the schedule will be manually set to allow for a mini-playoff before the actual playoffs begin. Following the conclusion of Week 11, we will establish the schedule for Weeks 12 and 13 based on the League Standings. For Week 12, we will set it up as follows.

Team 1 vs. Team 7
Team 2 vs. Team 8
Team 3 vs. Team 9
Team 4 vs. Team 10
Team 5 vs. Team 11
Team 6 vs. Team 12

Using the same League Standings after the conclusion of Week 11, we will set up the final Week of the regular season to play your neighbor. This will be a true test of which team best deserves that position in the playoffs. For Week 13, we will set it up as follows.

Team 1 vs. Team 2
Team 3 vs. Team 4
Team 5 vs. Team 6
Team 7 vs. Team 8
Team 9 vs. Team 10
Team 11 vs. Team 12

Lots to digest this post I know. But really, who’s reading this shit anyway? Study hard this weekend. I hear Jordy Nelson is ok, so don’t mess around and not pick him up first round. I got a guy on this inside. Trust me.

-The Commish

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Season 4 – Draft / Dues

The following Draft Order has been set per the Constitution. The bottom two picks will be reserved for our two new teams. More to follow on these bozos. Like last year, any team NOT in a guaranteed slot (picks 2 through 6) will be entered in to a random drawing for first overall pick. For those that are in the guaranteed slots, please let me know if you plan on exercising Amendment 13.1.1 ‘Balls Of Steel’ per the Constitution. The random drawing for 1st overall pick will be held prior to the beginning of the season and announced on this site.

2015 Draft Order

In keeping with tradition, the Draft Party will be held at a new location. This year it will be hosted in our nation’s capital at the league’s new center of operations in Old Town Alexandria, Virginia. Locals Air Jordy, Schoolya’gain, Eastside Forty-Ounces and Bagel Time will be in attendance. For anyone that wants to drive up, train up, or fly in, there is plenty of room. Bring yo’ ass. Draft date will likely be late morning on Saturday, September 5th.

League Dues have been updated to $40 per team. This small $15 increase allows us to double the reward to the top 4 winners at best. I may tweak this slightly to include rewards for Regular Season Champion and/or some of the other key accolades. See the League Dues tab for information on how to pay, the award breakout and tracking on who has paid / hasn’t paid. These are due sooner rather than later. I am an intolerant tyrant and I will arm the resistance. This is a pay-to-play league, and similar to last year, my peak of impatience is estimated to reach irreparable levels two weeks prior to the draft. One of you still owes last year’s dues. Just sayin’.

If you are not going to play this year, please do not sit on this decision. Do me the favor of letting me know sooner rather than later. No hard feelings, sincerely. I would always prefer that you sit out if you are not dedicated to the cause. There are certainly better things you can be doing with your time and I only want degenerates like myself committed to driving themselves insane each week.

Stay tuned for an upcoming post on the administrative changes to scoring and waiver wire priority we reviewed at the end of last season.

-The Commish

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Things Are Not What They Seem

Asterisk I spent the last two weeks occupied with an NFL Media team of system developers regarding an issue that cropped up with our 2014 league results. They were communicating with me while the NFL Draft was going on. It was pretty cool. The results of our troubleshooting were essentially equivalent to…finding out that Santa Claus isn’t real. This is going to be one of my most interesting and challenging posts to date. Buckle up.

Let’s go back to two weeks ago.

Over the weekend of April 25-26, I was closing the books on the 2014 season, as you know. I record game scores and some key stats each week throughout the season in an offline workbook. That weekend I reviewed all the results and stats to make sure everything was accurate. Once my audit was complete, I issued virtual trophies and updated TheLombardiThree.com. Hopefully you took some time to read the posts.

My last order of business on the season was to appraise our 2014 League Champion’s results and post an article on his season. That Sunday morning, April 26, the League Champion was no longer listed on NFL.com as Money Manziel – it now indicated that the White Wes Welkers had won. As a matter of fact, the entire results of the season changed overnight, not just the League Champion. See below.

2014 Altered Results

The only management setting I tweaked that weekend was the activation of some of the virtual trophies. Nothing else was touched. Once I saw these changes in the season results I immediately pulled out my record of the season and began my investigation. I discovered changes in the scores of 19 matchups over the entire season. One of which, in Week 12, resulted in a change in Win/Loss between Bagel Time and REDSKINS. The change in this single game completely altered the playoff standings, and ultimately the results of the season.

How the hell did this happen overnight?!?! This is the question I posed to NFL.com.

During the last two weeks, I worked closely with one of NFL Media’s reps and his developers to figure out what happened. There was a technical glitch. This discovery was both an education in how our stat corrections work over the season (there is a statute of limitations), and a shocking discovery that the results of every NFL Fantasy season are not what they seem. NFL.com’s finding is posted below.

Letter from NFL

These guys stuck with me working on this even after I told them to just forget it at one point. I highly respect them for both working patiently with me on this issue and for continuously reinforcing a positive relationship with the customer (us) at the same time. I was ready to pull the plug on this platform completely for our fantasy league. But after this encounter we’re sticking with em.

There are a few ways to look at this going forward.

(1) By including all of the statistical corrections throughout the season, past the statute of limitations setting, this hiccup altered the season to what some would argue were the true results. I have suggested to NFL.com that they make this a league setting that we can manage. I think we should include all stat corrections that come in past the 5-day statute of limitations, at least throughout the regular season. That is the most accurate outcome. And I think it would add a fun twist to the regular season.

Or,

(2) Our season originally ended exactly the way it should have. We have the league settings in place that we do to prevent season-altering systematic events to take place. There needs to be some sort of control over the weekly results, otherwise the league is basically on auto-pilot throughout the season. I have insisted that NFL.com change our results back to the way it was at the conclusion of the season.

No matter how you look at it, there is essentially an asterisk on every one of our seasons. There could be an unrecorded tackle, or unaccounted yard out there that may have affected the results of each one of our seasons in one way or another. Because of this incredibly coincidental timing, we were exposed to that reality. Kinda takes the grandeur out of it for me. For each one of us that won or lost a matchup by a mere point or two, who knows how your season truly ended up?

 

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2014 League Champion

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Kneel down and kiss the motherfuckin’ ring!

Packerland’s

MONEY MANZIEL

is the 2014 League Champion!

First things first dude, now that you are Lombardi Three elite you gotta think about a Packer-themed name this offseason. Here are a few humble suggestions….

General McCarthy
Armed Rodgery
Favre Dollar Footlong (he may play a down in 2015)
Every Kiss Begins with Clay
Fifty Shades of Clay
James Starks of Winterfell
Rise of the ChupaCobbra
Corn Cobb Pipe
Corn on the Cobb
Kuhn on the Cobb
HaKuhna Matata
Eddie and the Bruisers
Lacy Panties
Lacy Underall
Da Adams Family
BJ and the Banjo
Everybody Loves a BJ…Raji that is…

Each of which are my intellectual property, but I will rent one to you for $69.99 next season. I heard you are up one hundy, so let me help you investment it the right way. Here’s a VIDEO that may arouse further inspiration.

Seriously, it’s about goddamned time one of us cheeseheads brought that trophy home to Titletown where it belongs. After two seasons we watched Skins and Pats fans take the throne. Money Manziel took matters in to his own hands and dropped a gold-filled safe on the soul of first seed, regular season champion, league commissioner, fantasy dictator, cocksure wise guy, Air Jordy, in the first round of the playoffs. Manziel’s playoff run took down the eventual 2nd and 3rd place finishers including Tom Brady fan-boy, the White Wes Welkers (aka Mr. Ugg Boots), and our vainglorious newcomer, Eastside Forty-Ounces. Over the 3-week playoffs, he outscored the rest of the league by an average of 34.76 points.

We naysayers can point to dramatic players, circumstantial outcomes, alternate scenarios, schedules, waiver wires, or whatever bullshit helps us sleep at night. Truth is, this game is all about being in the right place at the right time, getting what you can when you need it, and hoping the guy you’re playing that week is one step behind you. Money Manziel has one thing to say to each one of us – don’t hate the player, hate the game.

Many congrats fam. My side gift to you – Laura Scaborozi (the hottest Packer fan alive)

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Season 3 Trophies Have Been Issued

Season stats have been tabulated. Trophies have been issued. LockinUWL was the big winner with 6 trophies on the plus side including Best QB, Best RB, Best LB Performance and League Total Points. The big loser was last year’s champ, Reservations For Six. RFS shit trophy terds for Regular Season Loser, Single Game Low Score, and Least Points Scored on the season. Thanks for taking some of the heat off my lady, Schoolya’gain, for her 10-game losing streak. You were a very close second-to-last honey. You both sucked this year – seek counseling.

The trophy images are gooned up on the site. I will adjust them when NFL.com fixes their bugs. Click HERE to see your trophy case.

League Champion:  Money Manziel 8-8
2nd Place:  Eastside Forty-Ounces 10-6
3rd Place:  White Wes Welkers 10-6
League Total Points:  LockinUWL 3,016.95

Explosive Playoff Comeback:  Money Manziel +7 (From 8th to 1st)
Playoff Choke:  Air Jordy -7 (From 1st to 8th)

Regular Season Champion:  Air Jordy 10-3
Regular Season Total Points:  Air Jordy 2,473.60
Season High Score:  Eastside Forty-Ounces 262.00 (Week 14)
Longest Win Streak:  REDSKINS +6 (Weeks 7-12)

Regular Season Loser:  Reservations For Six 3-10
Longest Losing Streak:  Schoolya’gain -10 (Weeks 6-16)
Regular Season Low Score:  Reservations For Six 72.70 (Week 11)
Most Points Left on the Bench (Loss):  Packer Cave 134.50 (Week 14)
Dead Last:  Schoolya’gain 3-12
Least Points Scored:  Reservations For Six 2,222.10

Best overall QB:  LockinUWL 548.35 Aaron Rodgers
Best QB Performance:  LockinUWL 66.75 Aaron Rodgers (Week 10)

Best overall RB:  LockinUWL 387.50 Le’Veon Bell
Best RB Performance:  LockinUWL 49.50 Le’Veon Bell (Week 14)

Best overall WR:  REDSKINS 437.05 Antonio Brown
Best WR Performance:  Air Jordy 54.95 Jeremy Maclin (Week 8)

Best overall TE:  Lake Hickory Swallops 274.40 Rob Gronkowski
Best TE Performance:  Lake Hickory Swallops 45.90 Rob Gronkowski (Week 8)

Best overall K:  Packer Cave 170.00 Stephen Gostkowski
Best K Performance:  Packer Cave 21.00 Stephen Gostkowski (Week 5)

Best overall DEF:  Bagel Time 443.20 Buffalo Bills
Best DEF Performance:  White Wes Welkers 59.15 St. Louis Rams (Week 14)

Best overall LB:  Eastside Forty-Ounces 319.40 DeAndre Levy
Best LB Performance:  LockinUWL 36.00 Curtis Lofton (Week 14)

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Offseason Review

I’ve been waiting 4 long months to formally publish this – fuck Odell Beckham Jr.
Fuck him up his rookie ass.

I have to apologize. Apologize for letting the total disappointment of this season manipulate my responsibilities as league commissioner. Apologize for not giving the season its due coverage and not giving props to League Champion Money Manziel that each of our past champions received. Although, it was September before Genetic Black Jesus had seen anything from me in our first season. Either way, MM was sent his trophy and I will cover his season in detail in an upcoming post.

In defense of my sparse league coverage this year, I was selected for a highly-competitive executive program with the DoD which put me on the road and out of pocket for most of the entire fantasy season. From October to date, myself and approximately 60 other execs from across the globe got together and spent 1 to 2 weeks a month traveling to work with different agencies in DC, Massachusetts, Korea, Hawaii, California, Georgia, and most recently Texas. All secret squirrel shit, but just wanted everyone to know that I was out of pocket for my customary league analysis, season updates and general tomfoolery.

Back to OBJ. That motherfucker single-handedly won the fantasy football playoffs. More than 92% of fantasy football platforms reported their League Champions as having OBJ on their roster. If you were lucky enough to have picked him up off waivers when Victor Cruz went down, you essentially found Willy Wonka’s golden ticket. If only the rest of the league knew that there was nothing they could do about the absolute rampage of fantasy points he was about to lay down at the end of the season.

To put that in perspective, OBJ ended up ranked third all-time for rookie fantasy wide receivers. Pro-Football-Reference.com collects fantasy points using fractional scoring to provide a rankings reference. If we use their rookie wide receiver rankings, Beckham finishes third. His 204 fantasy points trail only Randy Moss’ 235.7 in 1998 and Bill Groman’s 221.4 in 1960. Other than Moss, to find the only receiver to score more fantasy points than him in a rookie campaign, you need to include AFL seasons back to 1960. OBJ’s season ranks third-best in the past 55 years. Fuck that guy.

Back to apologies. All this OBJ nonsense made me realize that I made a few fundamental mistakes this season that would have tilted the results in one or two team’s favors. We all remember the Bench Swap debacle in Week 6. Had we allowed the Bench Swap to have taken place the current league champion wouldn’t have even made the playoffs. The farthest OBJ would have been able to take Money Manziel was 7th place. Schoolya’gain knows this reality better than any one of us as she received the shit end of that deal. I have adjusted the Constitution to properly take in to consideration the period for stat corrections. We will continue to use Bench Swaps next season. Two teams are carrying over their Bench Swaps earned last season and I am still interested to see how that little, dark experiment plays out.

Apologies are in order for the way we conducted the waiver wire this season. I set it up to benefit the worst teams in the league, to be more democratic and balance out the overall strength of each team as the season progressed. Each week the lowest ranking team had first crack at free agents. This reset each week and the top ranking teams never got a shot at picking up anyone. This ended up adversely affecting the strength of those teams that drafted well, and worked hard throughout the season. Many of the teams in the league voiced frustration about this. Next season I will return the waiver wire to an even playing field. Each team will get an equal crack at free agents. Priority will simply be based on who picked last. That line will carry over from week to week.

Lastly, I am removing all of the bonuses. If your guy has a great game, he has a great game. There is no reason to rain bonus points on a guy when he breaks some irrelevant threshold. The point differential between a guy with 99 yards and a guy with 101 yards is unnecessary. You get what you get going forward. We won’t be breaking any league records this way, but there is nothing more fair than just applying the exact points that you earn. Let’s just call it another experiment and see how it works out. All that said, I will maintain the 1 point “score tuning” that NFL.com doesn’t account for – like Field Goals made over 50 and 60 yards. Check out the Scoring Sheet next season for details.

It wouldn’t be a new season without a few new changes. We’ll continue to fine tune, throw wrenches and talk shit. Stay tuned for some end of season stats, league trophies and a puff piece on our 2014 League Champion, Money Manziel.

-The Commish

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A Bench Swap Has Been Exercised

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In Week 6, Money Manziel officially defeated Schoolya’gain. A mere 3.50 points separated them in the end (165.15 to 168.65*). *Prior to Stat Corrections

Schoolya’gain was projected to outscore Money Manziel 181.90 to 165.65. Cordarrelle Patterson cohorts were still projecting big production for him after his huge Week 1 showing. This combined with Manziel’s tremendous shortage at the RB position, made this matchup pretty lopsided on paper.

Results: Second-year Viking, Patterson, continued his downward spiral producing his worst output of the season, 4.45 points. And the San Diego Chargers Defense put up a pitiful 3.45 fantasy points. Going in to Monday night’s matchup Schoolya’ was down 118.3 to 168.65, and only had Kaepernick left to play. She needed San Fran’s most recognized, tattooed-STD to rack up at least 50.40 fantasy points to pull of a win. Surely fresh off a night with a Perkins waitress, Kaepernick pulled off a Tiger Woods-esque performance on the final game of the week throwing for 343 yards and 3 TDs. Unfortunately this only accounted for 46.85 fantasy points and left Schoolya’ just 3.55 points short of the win.

The only Bench Swap Schoolya’gain had was worth 1.55 points, replacing Patterson’s 4.45 with Devin Hester’s 6.00. This is when this situation gets interesting.

Stat corrections came in on Thursday. Please know that these are corrections that come in automatically, and trickle in after the week’s play. I have nothing at all to do with them. I am not on the site validating the stats, and adjusting the fantasy points. It is all done automatically. You can see the impact of each week’s stat corrections on the Research tab.

Again, Week 6 Stat Corrections came in on Thursday. Money Manziel’s points were corrected by -3.00 points.

DeAndre Levy LB–DET Tackle changed from 5 to 4.
DeAndre Levy LB–DET Tackles for Loss Bonus changed from 1 to 0.

This stat correction gave Schoolya’gain more than enough points to exercise her Bench Swap and take the win. However, before making any adjustments, I remember determining in the Constitution that the deadline for submitting a Bench Swap was Tuesday at midnight. This deadline had passed.

This presents a dilemma. Had the stats been correctly recorded during the week, Schoolya’gain would have been able to use her Bench Swap without question. However, this detail in the Constitution does not support that, and is a failure on my part. Keeping with the integrity of the current Constitution, the Bench Swap will not be allowed this week.

However, I will be altering the Constitution to rightly allow a Bench Swap to be used before the conclusion of the following week’s play. This will allow adequate time for Stat Corrections to come in, which I didn’t take in to consideration when I wrote the Constitution.

I did test the site to see how this would work if I had made the adjustments to Schoolya’s lineup. In actuality, I cannot replace a player on her lineup after the week has concluded. I can only do the math and apply the difference to her points. I made the adjustment for 1.55 points and within an hour the standings had changed. I switched it back afterwards, and within an hour it was corrected. This is how this will work for Bench Swaps in the future.

So, as titled, a Bench Swap has been exercised, but not applied. This scenario has exercised how this will work when the time does come. In the end Money Manziel was saved by an erroneously inflated statistic at Tackle, and Schoolya’s Bench Swap lives to see another matchup. REDSKINS and the Lake Hickory Swallops are next on her swapping block.

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TL3 QUARTERLY Volume 3 Issue 1

You Are Not Alone
Your running back is either (1) seriously injured, (2) facing an indefinite suspension, or (3) presently beating the shit out his fiancé, wife, mother, or one of a sundry of illegitimate children. This third scenario eventually placing him in scenario 2. He may even be beating the shit out of one of his colleagues on the field. There is nothing like the level of class and sportsmanship that comes with those millions of dollars in the NFL.

The only positive to come from all of this, fantasy-wise, is that you are not alone. The RB core has been debilitated over the first four weeks of play. Only a few of them were performing as expected anyway, so maybe we aren’t missing much. I don’t know. Maybe this hit too close to home for me – watching my #1 Draft Pick, again, go down early in a flaming heap of pathetic shit. Things are looking up though. Doug Martin made an appearance. Jamaal Charles looked like Jamaal Charles last night with 3 TDs against Belichick’s Brady Bunch. And word on the street is that we’ll see Rice, Peterson and Dwyer at some point this season. The NFL can’t keep a good criminal down.

PPR
More importantly, the first 4 weeks of play have shown that this is now a passing league and the Wide Receiver is king. The Point-Per-Reception (PPR) change this season has opened up a whole new level of scoring for us, and some longevity at that position’s value. This really does make sense – the tailback position has been devalued in recent years and there hasn’t been a running back drafted in the first round since 2012. Why not take advantage?

Breaking down the top 3 WRs and top TE for each team, let’s take a look at who has capitalized the most from this change. Some are doing more with less and some are not taking advantage of the available players out there. Reigning champ, RFS, can easily boost his PPR Strength from 155 to 139 with little to no effort. I hesitate saying that going in to Week 5 facing yours truly, but something must be said. 

PPR

Leaderboard
By Week 3 of our maiden season (2012) there were no undefeated teams. By Week 4 of last season (2013) everyone had a dink on their record. We are through 4 weeks in 2014 and still have 2 undefeated teams. Air Jordy and Packer Cave sit at the top of the leaderboard, tied for 1st at 4-0 with only 7.5 points separating them. These two dynamos are averaging 190 points per week, but the fact that they have faced the least amount of production to date shouldn’t worry the competition – yet. Air Jordy and Packer Cave’s opponents have scored a league-low average of 153 points and 143 points per week, respectively. This trend will likely continue for Air Jordy in Week 5 as he faces 12th-seated Reservations For Six. Packer Cave has a tougher matchup as he faces the 2-2 White Wes Welkers who have put up over 205 points twice in the last three weeks. 

Just one game back, IJamAllDay and E-40 at 3-1 have put up strong showings but both have had to endure losses to standout performances from Air Jordy and the Lake Hickory Swallops. The Swallops, taking down then undefeated IJAD, continue to improve each week, with production up 25% from Week 1. E-40 has worked the waiver wire intelligently and managed to scoop up every backup RB for the aforementioned core of RBs on the mend. We’ll have to see how this plays out for him. 

Speaking of waiver wire – did anyone notice a few weeks back when REDSKINS (formerly Genetic Black Jesus) stuck Josh Gordon in his back pocket? With Gordon’s suspension reduced to 10 weeks, versus the expected season-long hiatus, he will be available in Week 11. Being the #1 WR in 2013, this was essentially a bonus first-round draft pick for REDSKINS. Already having the 5th highest points in the league, and ranking 3rd in PPR strength, this pickup could wreak havoc on the last 6 matchups of the season. 

Don’t get discouraged yet. Don’t trade away your best players because you MAY get someone on the waiver wire. Don’t rely on NFL.com’s projections – they are shit. Do your homework. Don’t forget to utilize your two Reserve (RES) positions if needed. This allows for you to take any injured or suspended players and place them in a ‘Reserve’ spot in order to not have to drop them. This frees up that available space on your bench for a free agent. To bring that player back out of ‘Reserve’ you will obviously have to drop someone off your bench to make room for them. Only officially listed injured (IR) or suspended (SUS) players can be placed in Reserve. *I don’t agree with being able to place suspended players in Reserve, but I have no control of that feature. It’s two free spots, use them. 

Bye weeks are in play so pay extra attention to your lineups. Playing someone your best one week, then playing the next guy with 4 players on BYE is tremendously unfair to the other teams in the league, and violates the terms of the Constitution. Don’t be that guy.

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We Have Winners

So this Bench Swap experiment worked out after all. Well, for those of you who weren’t so blindingly loyal to an offensive line so atrocious that you stand no chance against the Lions at home. One shitty game was the deciding factor for 4 of the 6 teams at 11-5 who thought the Packers were gonna beat the Lions. The other 2 teams at 11-5 were the only teams to throw a bone to the Browns at home over the Ravens.

Yours truly actually submitted his form with an asterisk next to the Pack-Lions game, knowing that his allegiance to the Green and Gold was going to sink his chances at earning a Bench Swap. Loyalty sucks…and violates the #1 rule in fantasy football – play with your head, not with your heart.

More importantly, 2 teams have earned a Bench Swap! The winners are LockinUWL and Schoolya’gain at 12-4. See the Bench Swap page or the Constitution on the TheLombardiThree.com to learn how and when to exercise these Bench Swaps. They are eligible for use in Week 3, but will not help either team as Schoolya’ pulled off a nice win this week and Lockin’ has no one on his bench that performed well enough to warrant a Bench Swap. Keep a lookout over the next few weeks though as Schoolya’ and Lockin’ play the White Wes Welkers and Reservations For Six in Week 4, and Bagel Time and REDSKINS in Week 5. Watch out boys!

My advice: a win is a win, so use them as soon as you have the opportunity, as you may not have enough on the bench to use them later.

Well done this week everyone. Of note – everyone picked the Titans and Jaguars to lose, and only The Swallops picked the Jets to win. Till next year.

12-4 (WINNERS!)
LockinUWL
Schoolya’gain

11-5 (UUUGH – SO CLOSE!!)
Air Jordy
Bagel Time
Eastside Forty-Ounces
Lake Hickory Swallops
Packer Cave
White Wes Welkers

9-7
Money Manziel

8-8
IJamAllDay

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12 is the Magic Number

Well, that sucked again. But business first. There are still 3 deadbeat daddies out there who haven’t paid their child support. We need to incorporate some level of conformity to be fair to the rest of the players in the league, because halfway through the season (if your team sucks shit) you are that much less likely to pay your season dues at all. So that said, if League Dues aren’t paid by the conclusion of Week 4, I will disable the Add/Drop and Trade features on that team’s account. By the conclusion of Week 5 Roster Changes and Roster Options will be locked out. We are wrapping up Week 2 now so that gives you 2 full weeks to mow lawns, bag groceries, plant tulips, or whatever it is you have to do to pull together 25 bucks.

12 is the magic number people! Get those final Week 3 Ball Gazer forms to me before Thursday’s Buccs – Falcons matchup.

As far as Week 2 went, we were all toast by the conclusion of the 1:00 games. No one picked the Browns to beat the Saints, the Chargers to beat the Seahawks, or the Bears to beat the 49ers. The only 2 winners we all predicted accurately were the Broncos and Packers. Results follow. Nice work again E40.

9-6
Bagel Time
Eastside 40-Ounces

7-8
Air Jordy
IJamAllDay
Lake Hickory Swallops
Money Manziel

6-9
LockinUWL
Packer Cave
Schoolya’gain

5-10
White Wes Welkers